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Tell me what men think

I'm having serious problem guessing whats going in a man's head. Men whom expect you to understand, men whom doesn't want to speak their mind, men whom constantly run fast and expect you to catch up!!! It's weird, I always figure women are complicated creatures. But it looks like men are closets locked up with double locks, doesn't want you to get your eyes on whats inside. If they are happy, they unlock a drawer, and for once you see something. Now you think you'll get the key to other parts of the closet. But no, you are wrong, they only allowed you to peep into one, thats purely one. Don't even think about peeping into the keyhole!!! Women are said to be emotional creatures. But hey, men are just closed closets locking up all their emotions.

I find it very difficult, I need an open closet.

Freakin' cold

I was on my way home last night. My watch showed 20 00. My usual hour at 18 30 was undeniably delayed due to some online business. I was holding tight on my backpack one hand, the other trying to shield myself from getting wet. It started to drizzle. I had no cover, and needing to protect my notebook in my knapsack, I couldn't afford to get drenched. I couldn't run, with that possibility my poor machine wasn't shock-proof. With that speed I was walking, I would have cut down half my usual duration to the train station.

For a moment, I felt that I was back in london.

It reminded me of the cold, the horrible weather. Especially at night, it was absolutely freezing. One of the nights in london, my friend and I were lost in the streets. A lonesome neighbourhood except the two of us, totally lost, stood there waiting at a bus-stop. Checking on the street map for umpteen times, we were arguing about the directions. I guess we were both exhausted and afraid, just trying hard to hide our fear. It was horrible, our second night, and we were sick of getting lost [even with a street directory in hand]. We got through it, got back to the house after over an hour of serious hunting -- almost knocking on the wrong house.

I felt scared at that thought. If I was back in london working till 20 00, the sky would be dark plus its freaking cold. Everyone on the streets hid behind the bus shelter, trying to seek refuge behind someone much bigger. The chill wind blowing in your face and you hate yourself for still being out in the coldness. You can't wait to sit in a bar and have a nice beer or having a warm fish & chips laying on your table or even be cuddling on that couch watching Sex & the city or something...

After 30 minutes of train ride, I alighted, feeling so glad Singapore doesn't frost this time of the year. It rained so often though, accompanied by high level of humidity, it was simply shit trying to get to sleep. Across the road, I looked up at the sky and hoola I'd be home in a minute. And I wasn't freezing...

I'm a fairly good person

Message: Directions: Answer the following questions with yes or no.

For every yes, add 2 points. There are 50 questions. That means that if you said yes to all of them, then you will be 100 % bad. After you find the score send the e-mail to all your friends and the person that sent it to you, and as a subject write down the score you got. Remember, don't leave the subject as my own score, write down your own score.It is that simple and that easy. Whats nice about it is that there are 50 questions so nobody will know what u answered as yes.

Here are the questions: Have you ever:

1:Lied? *
2:Stolen? *
3:Betrayed a friend?
4:Smoked a cigarette?
5:Smoked a cigar?
6:Smoked weed?
7:Drunk? *
8:Cheat in a test? *
9:Cheated someone?
10:Used someone?
11:Ran away from skool? *
12:Played sick to skip skool?
13:Said the 'F' word ? *
14:Done the 'F' sign with your fingers? *
15:Said the word 'Shit'? *
16:Played Poker? *
17:Gambled on something? *
18:Hit somebody? *
19:Destroy your class or skool in a way?
20: Shouted in someone?s face? *
21:Told someone you hated him/her? *
22:Ignored someone? *
23:Made fun of someone? *
24:Hurt a pet or an animal?
25:Made any sexual behavior? *
26:Told a secret of your friend?
27:Painted the public walls with spray paint?
28:Made a fire in a garbage can in the street?
29:Broke the glass or headlights of a car?
30:Gave the owner of a restaurant a hard time?
31:Raised your voice on your Mom? *
32:Raised your voice on your Dad? *
33:Raised your voice on your teacher?
34:Disobeyed your Mom? *
35:Disobeyed your Dad? *
36:Disobeyed your teacher? *
37:Ran away from home?
38:Tried to kill yourself?
39:Tried to kill someone else?
40:Used your computer for bad things? *
41:Used the TV to watch bad things? *
42:Watched ?over 18 years ? MOVIES? *
43:Taped these ?R? rated movies?
44:Used your money to buy these kinds of movies? *
45:Seen bad pictures? *
46:Buy or sell these bad pictures?
47:Said a bad word to a family member? *
48:Hated or cursed the country u were born in?
49:Blamed or cursed ?life?? *
50:Blamed or Cursed God or religion?

56% out of 100, I'm not an arsehole yet :)

The last thing

The last movie I watched: Dirty pretty things
The last VCD I watched: Pecker
The last restaurant I been: Pizza hut
The last time I saw Porky: Friday for lunch
The last place I took photos: Little india
The last activity I done: Played pool at Selegie
The last party I attended: JUICE 5th Anniversary Party at Zouk
The last person I sms: Marcus
The last bus no. I took: 16
The last thing I bought: Hotdog + egg + cheese sandwich
The last beverage I drank: Pokka green tea
The last software I used: Photoshop 7
The last time I sweared: Today
The last Q someone asked me: Can i ask u 2 b my steady gf??
The last comment I added: Cory's blog
The last person I added on friendster: Wenhan
The last person I ICQ: Angela
The last thing on my mind: SLEEP

Die Franzosen

The 19th Singapore French Film Festival
27th Oct - 11th Nov 2003

Here are some interesting ones I'll like to catch:

1. Fureur / Rage
Shot in Paris' Chinatown and Thailand, the film mixes a rich array of cultures.

Manu is a young Thai boxing champion. Upon his parents' death, his elder brother Raph had to give up boxing to take charge of the family business, freeing Manu to follow up his promising boxing career. But when Manu is killed in an illegal fight by the brother of Raph's new love, his retired elder brother finds himself torn by a desire for revenge and the call of love.

2. Le Papillon / The Butterfly
A huge hit in France, “Le Papillon� is a highly entertaining comedy for all ages.

A widowed, retired Parisian sets off on an expedition to find a rare mountain butterfly. A lonely young girl from his apartment building manages to tag along, constantly asking questions, upsetting the tranquility the old man longs for and causing fears at home that she has been abducted.

3. L'Auberge espagnole / The Spanish Apartment
*Commercially released in Singapore on 30th October 2003**

4. Tanguy
5. Le cœur des hommes / Frenchmen

or maybe even this

A Movie Marathon on 8 Nov, Sat:
11.30pm : Embrassez qui vous voudrez / See How They Run R(A)
1.30am : Une femme de ménage / A Housekeeper
3.30am : Tanguy
5.30am : Fureur /Rage

Anyone interested to join me or watch with friends, you can check them out at www.sistic.com.sg or drop me a sms/call/comment!!

Note: Above films' information are taken from www.sistic.com.sg.

Hindi hindi!!

I feel like I'm celebrating Deepavali because I'm going to Little India later on...

p.s: I've found something about the festival, enjoy. The legend is bit too complicated, so here's something basic!

Note: Below source quoted from www.ammachi.org

India is a land of festivals where you will see at least one major festival each month. Deepavali (or Diwali) which literally means "rows of lamps" is one of the four main festivals of India. Throughout the world all Hindus celebrate Deepavali or Diwali with great pomp and enthusiasm.

The celebration of Diwali lasts six days, beginning on the 12th day of the month of Kartik (as per the North Indian lunar calendar). The day before Diwali, in order to evoke the grace of God, women fast. It is not that God wants you to go hungry or takes pleasure in your suffering - the principle is that you gain only by giving up. That evening, devotees worship Gomata (the cow) and her calf and feed them special food. Women pray for the welfare of the entire family. This holy day is called Vasubaras.

The first official day of Diwali falls on the 13th of Kartik. People set about cleaning houses and shops, and decorating doorsteps and courtyards with rangoli or multi-coloured designs. They purchase gold ornaments, new vessels, clothes, and other such items. Devotees arise early in the morning before sunrise and take oil baths. If possible, they wear new clothes. In the evening, people worship coins representing wealth. Houses and courtyards glow from the lights, and families decorate with lanterns. This day of celebration is called Dhantrayodashi or Dhanteras.

The second day is called Naraka Chaturdashi. People take an oil bath in the early morning and then in the night they light lamps and burn firecrackers. People visit their relatives and friends, exchanging love and sweets.

On the third day, people worship Lakshmi, the Goddess of wealth. People decorate their houses with lit lamps and lanterns to welcome Lakshmi to their home and hearts. On this day businessmen close old accounts and open new accounts. The earth is lit up by lamps and the skies are coloured by the multi-hued lights of fireworks.

In North India, the Govardhana Puja occurs on the fourth day of Diwali. Devotees in the North build hillocks made of cow dung, symbolising Govardhana, and decorate and worship them. North Indians observe this day as Annakoot, or the mountain of food.

The fifth day of the festival called Bhaiyya Dooj celebrates unique and fun customs. Every man dines in his sister's house, and, in return, presents her with gifts. North India calls it Yama Dwitiya. Thousands of brothers and sisters join hands and have a sacred bath in the river Yamuna.

I'm retreating into my turtle shell

Kaputt. Schlecht. Schmerz. Verlassen. Abwesenheit. Tschüss! Plötzlich. Betrügen. Kindisch. Ersticken. Bluten. Allein. Kaputtfahren. Zutiefst. Betrübt. Hoffnungslos. Tat weh. Hat wehgetah. Verletzt. Aufgeben. Ignorieren. Launisch. Nackt. Phobie. Giftig. Weglaufen. Traurig. Verderben. Tot. Tod. Taub. Dunkelheit. Weinen. Kritisch. Gekränkt. Wahnsinn. Kopfschmerzen. Hass. Verabscheuen. Grab. Ende. Verboten. Versagerin. Hinrichtung. Leer. Enttäuschend. Schwierig. Durchfall. Verzweiflung. Ausbrechen. Deprimiert. Einsame Insel. Abreisen. Auf Wiedersehen.

What is wrong!!!

A wanted a dinner this evening. I said,"OK." I sent A a text. Two hours later, A got back and claimed he can't make it b'cos of meetings. Argh!! I'm OK with it since B told me she's free tonight to meet up. I said,"OK" too. I sent her another text. Ten minutes later, B got back and told me she can't make it too as she has to work late to cover for a colleague. So I said to myself "Fine fine." C is a new friend and like to go out for drink sometimes. So I decided to send C a text. C can't make it tonight as well. I'm resigned to my fate. There's no nice dinner for me tonight. Crap.

That's my life this moment

My good friend is down with chicken pox.
Angela, you need to stab that teddy, I lend you my fruit knife.
Volleyball was superb, b'cos we finally got the sun out. Joy, come back again, they miss you.
I still <3 swimming.
Friendster is starting to bore me.
Myspace is getting all weird with the dolls. DOLLY!!
Heavy workload is finally over.
My holiday mood is starting.
My bank account is depleting, waiting for pay day.
Porky is still so adorable.
I had some debating sessions going on with Marcus.
My colleague is a hermit.
Weird people called me up, people whom I didn't like to talk to.
I deleted someone's voicemails by mistake.
Suddenly I realised a friend is not as simple as he used to be.
My nails need a manicure.
Wake me up!!!
I need sugar, something sweet to get my head going.
I think I need to chew.

Lelong Lelong

I copy this from my friendster bulletin, for smart people, like me. He he he.
p.s: "lelong lelong" in hokkien is "cheap sale, cheap sale".

HOW TO BE an award winning salesman

A young Indian guy moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home".

Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. you get the idea?"

"Of course," the young man said.

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?"

The kid says, "One"

The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says, "$101,237.64."

The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"

The kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."

The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"

The kid, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up, you might as well go fishing."

A little pet

I once saw a baby kitten, white like angel, under my block. How I wish I could bring it back!! My mum doesn't like animals, even a little dwarf hamster I failed to adopt from my cousin. Awwwww...

My dad bought a baby terrapin home. Small. Green. Beautiful (really, with a tattoo on its body; ummm, thats what I call it; too beautiful like a tattoo). Playful. Active. He doesn't like me to feed him still. Though he likes me I think. Maybe because I bathe him, bring him out and let him fly like a little jet, or even allow him to dive into a big tank with carnivorous fish (of cos I'm there to watch his safety)!!

Oh yes, I haven't name him yet.

I lost my shoes

The old ones broke, split its mouth. Actually it's not mine, my sister's. It's strange these things happened. I ever stepped out of my house twice and got to call help to get a new pair because mine just crumbled. Whenever I lent my sister my shoes, the same thing happened. Weird, isn't it?

Fortunately, 100 metres away there are 3 shops I can buy my new shoes from.

Oh well, anyway I needed a pair to match my outfit today. My new outfit from Orange Pages!! My boss compliments my 'hip clubbing outfit'... He he. Though I thought its supposed to be 'punky'. Someone said 'sporty', ummmm that's must be those shoes (old shoes). A very flary white top, stitched on it a butterfly outlined with beads. Matching with a silky baggy black 3/4 trousers which I've to pulled time to time, b'cos the bottom keeps slipping down my calves. Almost turned it into a long pants!! Phew!!! Now I bought a funky shoes to go with it.

I'm attending a dinner in less than an hour, bidding farewell to one colleague. Awww, sad thing when people leave...

Guys, enjoy your dinner too :)

Fans of trixilitus BLOG

Thank you, thank you.

Over a period of 79 days since the official sign-up on 29 July, my blog has over 3000 hits, averaging about 38 per day. Oopss, of course that includes my own [hits] logging in. It's my pleasure to continue writing so much (issit many?? I got this lousy habit misusing "much") thoughts, crap, and biased issues based on me, myself and people I know. I've noticed I've some mysterious readers going, very glad to discover that. Please feel free to drop comments, even you've just randomly stepped in.

I explore Haribo and see what I found...

Here's a little GUMMY for all my readers!!!

Women women woman

There is this thing going on between me and Orange Pages.

Wait, Orange Pages refers to a boutique located in a hotel shopping mall. 100 metres from my office maybe. I'm like a regular customer now. And today I finally stepped in after months of refraining from shopping. Almost every single time I frequent it, I'll leave the shop with something new. It seems like I must spend the $$$. Have they casted a spell on me?? Or I just couldn't resist not buying. I could walk the whole of Orchard Road without coming home with even a slightly newer thing. But with Orange Pages, it just has this effect on me, I've to go back there. Once I visited but found nothing I liked, I smiled goodbye to the lady owner. And I actually felt bad. They have beautiful women apparel, I especially love the ones with beads or unique folds. Sale is simply worth the money, you can find things 70% cheaper... wow.

10 things that drive woman crazy:
1. Shopping
2. Emotions
3. Sex
4. PMS
5. Size does matter
6. Gaining weight
7. Being dumped
8. Falling in love
9. Other women
10. Men

I'm zombie lookalike

I've found a cure (or an advice really)!!!

HOW NOT TO LOOK LIKE ME!!

1. Drink warm milk before bedtime. Not only is it soothing, milk and dairy products contain tryptophan, a natural sleep enhancer. Plus, the warmth may temporarily increase your body temperature and the subsequent drop may hasten sleep.

2. Jot down all of your concerns and worries. Think about your worries and possible solutions before you go to bed, so you don't need to ruminate in the middle of the night. A journal may be very helpful in letting you put away these concerns until the next day when you are fresh.

Dear friends, here's a link on how to get a good night of sleep. The above methods are quoted from the source.

The Cricket Player II

I saw him again... on a rainy morning like today. He boarded at Eunos, later sat on the 3rd seat away from me. And the usual crowded train at the peak morning hour was running slower than normal. I have recalled his name Pramodh or something similiar, I don't have a thing spelling indian or tamil names correctly. Though I am pretty sure I'm right this time. I didn't call out to him. Strangers should still remain strangers... eh

Oh BTW, happy moving blog-city!!

Randomness V

There is no cure, buy your hope...

My new addiction: Chewing... my mouth just needs to be in action.

My phone lost its sock, ya know the kind of sock for mobile phone, nowadays, even non-living objects get so much attention. I got my black Egeo one too, to prevent damaging scratches or stains. I must have dropped it somewhere! You lucky phone, I'll buy you a new one.

The devil inside me is terrifying... It seeks attention and have to be pampered. Its eviler than kids whom stole candy. I just couldn't get him in my hand and made it obey my commands. Someone teach me?!!

Have you got a darker inner self you are aware of? You know its bad, its wrong, its devilish, but you break your own rules. "Kill that demon", you scream.... but it continues to reincarnate itself inside you.

Some people just don't understand my occasional ridiculous behaviour. Neither do I. I seriously hate it, I need some potion to suppress it.

Bonbon

I have this small packet of HARIBO gummies, now only the empty torn packet is laying there. I'm addicted to HARIBO products. MAOAM STRIPES, the soft fruit flavour chew was my first off try, you can't stop chewing. Cherry, yummy. New flavour, Cola!! Back to the little packets of HARIBO, ya know good things come in small packages!

I'm investigating this tiny empty packet. Minutes ago, I was still biting the gummies, poor bears. It just got in your teeth, and you woouldn't let it go. Gnawing the little animal, grinding it into bits. Awwww... These aren't soft like normal gummies, that's what makes it so addictive.

Here's the details on the packet:

HARIBO GOLDBAREN
HARIBO MACHT KINDER FROH
UND ERWACHSENE EBENSO
FRISCH
FRUCHTIG
BARIG GUT
A cartoony yellow bear saying DIE ECHTEN (on the front)
The same cartoony yellow bear saying FRISCH UND FRUCHTIG (on the back)
FRUCHTGUMMI

If you have an itch, plus a sweet tooth, come come join the HARIBO CHEWING PEOPLE!!!

Know me better :)

Welcome to the 2003 edition of getting to know your friends. What you're supposed to do is to read what's below first, so you can learn more about the person who sent you this. Next, make a copy (not forward) this entire message and paste it onto a new message that you'll send. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and send this to a whole bunch of people you know "INCLUDING" the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends.

1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Usually 8 with noises.

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Anyone, you probably, if you are famous.

3. GOLD OR SILVER?
Gold, with no choice.

4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
Pirates of Carribean.

5. FAVOURITE TV SHOW?
World news seriously, but only about wonders around the globe.

6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Honey plus water. I still like cereal plus milk.

7. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
Someone intelligently sexy.

8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
Nah, gross.

9.WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
Your life story.

10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
I'll think of one.

11. BEACH, CITY, OR COUNTRY?
City.

12.SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer or spring/autumn if I can choose.

13. YUM?
Potato, like always.

14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
Salted.

15. FAVOURITE CAR?
VW beetle (for now).

16. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING?
Meatball.

17. FAVOURITE TYPE OF MUSIC?
Anything not heavy.

19. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU DESPISE?
Display of egoism, arrogance, liar & lustfulness.

20. FAVOURITE FLOWER?
Anything wild, big and not pink.

21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO SPEND ALL?
Depends on how long I spend on travelling...

22. DO YOU WEAR PYJAMAS?
Mini ones, yes.

23. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Dark brownie.

24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
4.

25. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?
In singapore: after I get my CPF [retirement fee], I'll decide.

26. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
With 2 hands yes, with 2 balls.

27. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK?
Friday.

28. RED OR WHITE WINE?
RED.

29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
Lot of cakes.

30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
Nah.

31.WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
German in 3 months.

32. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?
Othello (seriously, I'm quite good).

33. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
Wallpaper, if I didn't find any new ones.

34. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
The after shower odor.

35. COMFORT FOOD?
Grilled steak/fish, mushroom, tomatoes, I love seafood. Pastry.

36.FAVOURITE SOUND?
Laughter.

37. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Being accused.

38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Sex.

39.FAVOURITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Mos burger.

41. FINISH THIS STATEMENT. "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY..
hahaha, I'll live in a castle.

43. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Yes, mr piggy (he's named alex).

44. STORMS, COOL OR SCARY?
Cool yet scary.

47. FINISH THIS STATEMENT, "IF I HAD THE TIME,
hahaha, I'd go for holidays all year round.

48. DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
I hate it, but I still eat them.

49. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
White.

50. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED
Spiders, maybe.

El solo

I badly needed a comedy. My first time, watching solo, it was the weirdest feeling. Even it sounded stupid to book a ticket since its always easy to grab one seat, I still went ahead. Whatever so, I got myself one of the best seats for that minimal booking fee. Sitting through all the commercial runs, many images ran through my head. The cinema wasn't half full, just enough warmth surrounding me. I was so glad I could snigger, giggled, chortled and laughed away in my own company. Disregard. I love it. The show ended but I never left my seat till everyone had gone. I stared blindly at those credits which no one bothered to spare any time for them. I was alone, except for one of the staffs going around clearing up the litters and leftovers. I was reluctant to go, seemed like I was waiting for something. The lights came on, the credits still running after more than 3 minutes, I wonder how big is the production crew!! I had to scram...

L'Auberge Espagnole / The Spanish Apartment

A fresh comedy from the new Europe, L'AUBERGE ESPAGNOLE is the story of a young man who, through cosmopolitan adventures and comic tribulations, finds his own unexpected place in a mixed-up, multi-cultural modern world. Bursting with energy, optimism and cinematic invention, the film was a runaway box-office hit in France and an award winner at festivals across the globe, ultimately garnering France's Oscar equivalent, the César, in the category of Best Female Newcomer for Cécile De France and receiving five César nominations including Best Film, Best Director, Best Writing, Best Editing and Best Supporting Actress for Judith Godrèche.

Above info is quoted from Golden Village.