When we named an ah beng or maybe ah seng, it usually refers to an uneducated man/boy with ill manners. And when we used ah lian and sometimes ah hua, it is refering to the female species.
On the train to work, I met my eyes with this "super act lian" - meaning acting like an ah lian, but unfortunately not very successful. It was packed at the peak morning hour and she stood right in front of me. Her bum was just an inch away and many times I could have just "accidentally" touched her if I wanted. But, nah, I'm not a sucker for women's bum - hers wasn't that great anyway. She bumped into me once and nearly a couple of times, I wanted to tell her," If you can't stand still, hold on to something!" So I finally deliberately touched her with my haversack since she just got her stupid ass glued an inch away in my direction even when many has alighted and leaving lot of empty space. She then told her friend claiming I've kicked her, oh well... she should see how I kick the football to define the word "kick". She gave me a glare, so I returned her one twice the duration. She didn't dare to look at me again... chao ah liao I'm better left unprovoked sometimes!
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