We in dark dreams are tossing to and fro, Pine with regret, or sicken with despair --Keble

I'm a crumbled cookie. Tough on the outside, soft on the inside.
I'm a crumpled paper. Irreversibly wrinkled.
I'm the dried paint on the wall. Cracking and peeling.
I'm a withered pot. Leaves die, fall and shrivel.
I'm a mouldy cupcake. No one dares to eat me.
I'm black coffee. Sugarless, milkless and bitter.
I'm Super Lemon. Sweetness hidden behind sourness.
I'm a sad smilie. Inverted smile plus a drop of tear.
I'm a crooked thumbtack. Couldn't tack it straight.
I'm a spolit kid. No more toys can pamper me.
I'm a grumpy carebear. You see, it rains...
I'm an overdue movie ticket. The show is over now.
I'm one of the many potatoes in the sack. Jumping and wanting to drop out.

Some restaurant owner just conned me for a dollar, but I just can't be bothered anymore...