Dear Boss, I hope you wouldn't read

You know it's time to leave your job when...

• a simple task seems like a chore
• going to the restroom is more enjoyable than sitting in front of the PC
• punctuality applies to knocking off than starting the day
• playing Sudoku is less a torture than using Excel
• using Words makes you even more like editing your resume/CV
• you say "yes" to everything not knowing what they are babbling about
• the hole-puncher becomes your best friend and a source to release stress
• you dress according to your mood, and recently it's been all black (exceptions - Fridays)
  
• you rather wear the painful heels so they make you walk slower to work
• food is on your mind all the time (what to eat for lunch, what to eat for dinner, what to eat tomorrow, should I get Royce chocolate - if so, which one?)
• you stay up late on Sunday night, wishing Monday will never arrive
• you have zits and it's all because of work (good excuse, right)
• sitting among a bunch of bores do not bother you anymore

I'll keep adding when I think of more ;)